
An Iranian Film, Supposed to be one of the most charming movie of all times. Now being remade by Priyadarshan starring the Kiddo from Taare Zameen Par - Darshan Harsheel . Still searching for the DVD
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The DARK Knight – Cult or Crap
The lat
est edition of Batman seems to have caught the fancy of the masses; so it appears from the Box Office results. The last show that I attended yesterday was no different. 2 weeks after its launch in Mumbai, it still manages to rake in a full house. Therein lies the secret of the latest product from Hollywood.
At the outset, let me be brutally honest in saying; I was never a gr8 fan of the Gotham Warrior. For starters, compared to Superman, Spiderman, He-Man, Giant Robot & many other Jockey Clad flying Dikros; this bloke had a penchant for dark n dingy places. No doubt he had to exhibit behavioral traits similar to a BAT; but all said, he thoroughly lacked the charisma of a Superman or Phantom; not to forget Mandrake & Lothar. So, never managed to read or watch 2 many of the BAT movies; until the Dark Knight came along. It was more curiosity than anything that dragged me into the cinemas.
Comparing the opportunity cost of 200 bucks for a movie ticket vis-à-vis a Pitcher of Draught BEER while watching F1; discounting the latter in my opinion would definitely lead to a better ROI. To cut a long story short, instead of watching BATMAN, would have preferred to hire an old VCD of the Big B classic – Shahenshah or DON with the cult lines ‘Rishtein Maim Hum Tumhare BAAP lagte Hain, Naam hain… Shahenshah…!! ‘ Whacko… even the most creatively doped Hollywood script writers can’t match that one.. J . Copying the Sholay coin (which I am sure was inspired from a Hollywood movie) was another act that I feel jelled with the audience. However, there wasn’t the customary ‘Taveez’, Tumhare Pass Kya hai, Mere pas Maa Hai’ dialogues that a BATMAN could even dream of emoting. That apart, we had enough melodrama, emotions, suspense & some good old Dishum-Dishum aided by the SFX factory. Sorely missed was our BATMAN matching steps to the tune of ‘Jahan Teri Yeh Nazar hai, Meri Jaan Mujhe Khabar hai’ when his lady love was snapped up by the District Attorney.
I guess Hollywood is yet to come in terms with the power of Music in films; especially pertaining to matters of the heart. AR Rahman; hope his new projects manage bring in the much needed warmth to an otherwise dead pan script.
You might feel I am berating the movie for all the wrong reasons.. hold on till we analyse the Joker.
If Batman was to be the anti Venom for the Jokers Venom; we are back to the good vs evil wars; repeated a zillion time on television; especially now that Ekta aunty has unleashed her armada of Greeek Pandav’s on the silver screen. Talking of Pandav’s; I felt Sophia Loren would have been bewitching as Draupadi; giving vastra haran & its likes, the much needed Ooomp & TRPs. But knowing Sophia Lauren, wonder if there would be any vastra in the first place to steal..!! if all that was left was just bikinis… anyways, sorry for taking the discussion on a tangent.
Heath Ledger’s performance has been critically acclaimed, a much as Mogambo was a cult villain out here. Wonder what would have happened, if Mogambo were to speak in English…!! With due respect to the character of the Joker, he has been portrayed as an Spiritually ‘n’ Enlightened Villain on the lines of his peers in ‘Silence of the Lambs’, ‘Cape Fear’, ‘Psycho’ etc…
The violence was numbing… hello; wasn’t BATMAN supposed to be a comic book meant for bachas….
Dark Knight was definitely meant to pander to the 9/11 generation; for one could sense the desperation from the botched attempts in Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran & West Asia forming the basis for the senseless violence that was on display.
As a villain, the Joker has definitely set the benchmark in terms of characterization. That apart, the story line appears crappy; with the boat scene displaying the typical Americanised emotions so typical of many a b-grade Hollywood stuff.
Final Verdict – Highly Over rated !
My name is Bourne - Jason Bourne ..... how would that sound as a replacement for Her Majesties Most Dependable Spy - Mr. Bond.